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Archaeological Excavation: We Clean So You Don't Have To Blame The Dog
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You’re busy. But right now, the dishes in your bedroom have formed an independent micro-ecosystem, the pizza box tower is leaning like Pisa, and the laundry pile is actively applying for a mortgage.
Stop the pre-date shame-spiral. We specialize in the "Level 5 Cleanup." We perform sanitary miracles, eradicating fuzzy green life forms, and restoring your pad from 'dungeon' to 'dwelling.'
We promise you'll find:
That $20 bill you lost last month.
The remote control you gave up on in 2022.
Your keys.
The "Bachelor Survival" Packages:
Operation: Arctic Refrigerator: Deep dive into the fuzzy green life forms.
The "Instant Alibi" Clean: Everything visible is spotless (Closets are still No-Man's Land).
Pre-Shame Sanitization: Wall-to-wall disinfecting before your mom or boss visits.
Ready to upgrade your habitat? Call the professionals.
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